I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Randomize