I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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