walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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