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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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