Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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