try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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