I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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