Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
NoShamevember. You game?
I AM VODKA MAN
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Randomize
