dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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