dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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