You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just fell off a train. Bad.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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