Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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