Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Found your dick twin last night
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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