Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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