Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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