Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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