i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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