i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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