I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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