either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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