Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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