At least make sure they are 18
Why
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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