She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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