I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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