A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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