im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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