She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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