the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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