in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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