So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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