You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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