Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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