1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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