I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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