ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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