sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I want to make a zoo with you.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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