i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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