Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I just want nice things and good sex
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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