More tranny stories later!
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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