so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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