He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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