i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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