once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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