We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
