i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
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