where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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