a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
bring money and cleavage
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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