quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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