God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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