piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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