oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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