Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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