ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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