i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Houston, we have a squirter
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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