Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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