My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
im six kinds of drunk right now
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Is Oprah even human
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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