just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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