I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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