oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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